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[ossifragant]

A train robbery, huh?

And here I thought this place was all sunshine and roses.

It seems pretty polite to let someone know you're planning an attack, though.

Comments

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[ajustcaws]

well i for one am glad that our local pack of brigands is at least doing crime honorably!! it's nice to know that they are giving us brave heroes an opportunity to smite them and bring them to justice!!!!

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[ossifragant]

Now I'm disappointed I'm nowhere near Goldenrod.

You'll have to tell me how it goes.

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[ajustcaws]

oh, totally!!! i'll definitely be sure to give you all the details about my heroic victories!

that is, if it isn't all over that news thing by then!!

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[ossifragant]

Hearing it on the news is fun and all, but I'd much rather hear first person accounts, you know.

They tend to skim over things otherwise.

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[ajustcaws]

yeah now that you mention it they probably do!! so you are definitely getting an after action report straight from the source. actually i'm almost sad i'll probably too busy taking down evildoers to put the whole thing on the gear!!!

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[ossifragant]

Oh, that's fine. So long as you give me all the details after the fact.

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[ajustcaws]

don't worry, i'll tell you everything!

wait, what is your name so i remember

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[ossifragant]

Name's Greed.

And no, that's not me trying to have a sense of humor or anything. It really is my name.

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[ajustcaws]

wait, really??? how did that happen??

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[ossifragant]

[Cynthia plz.]

A lot of bad luck.

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[ajustcaws]

you don't have to tell me!! if you go around calling yourself that, somebody's probably going to think you're a villain or something.

you should make a cool alias for yourself!!

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[ossifragant]

[Yeah, about that...]

Yeah?

But I like my name and I'm not one to lie. Telling people a fake name is lying, you know.

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[ajustcaws]

it's not a lie if it's a cool alias!! i mean maybe you could be like "hey, my name's greed... but people call me my super awesome intimidating alias!"

then again if you don't want one i guess it isn't a problem.

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[ossifragant]

Well, do you have an idea?

I'm not really into having a very intimidating name, I guess. But I'm open to ideas.

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[ajustcaws]

hmmm!! that's a toughie because usually it's best to come up with one yourself... but if you're name's greed, then how about the Golden Gangster!

...wait no that makes you sound even more like a villain.

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[ossifragant]

[Oh this one is precious.]

I don't know. I was thinking something more subtle. Like "Adahn" or something. You know, a real name.

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[ajustcaws]

welllll i don't think that sounds as funk, but whatever floats your boat!

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[ossifragant]

Well the point is for it to be more real sounding than me real name, isn't it?

Not that I'd use it anyway because I like my name but it'd be something at least.

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[ajustcaws]

i wouldn't say the point is for it to be real-sounding, just less villainous and maybe a little cooler.

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[ossifragant]

My name doesn't sound villainous!

[Yes it does.]

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[ajustcaws]

it's a vice, though!! it makes you sound like you'd just swim around in pools of ill-gotten gold all day or something!!!

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[ossifragant]

[Yeah, about that...]

It's not like I picked the name out myself, you know.

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[ajustcaws]

[is your true identity...

scrooge mcduck]

well, yeah!! nobody does that. well okay maybe some people do!! but sometimes it can give off the wrong impression.

like what if my name was enoby dark'ness blackheart or something? no one would believe i was a hero then!!!

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[ossifragant]

[No because Greed actually likes people tyvm he gets more attention that way.]

But maybe I don't want to be a hero!

I just want to be me. Hero stuff's not really for me, anyway.

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[ajustcaws]

what, really???? well i guess not everyone can be a hero!!

but i'd still say that kind of thing is just plain fun, even if you aren't a hero.