007 Things Acquired - [video;]

[Hey, look.

Greed is on video again. Twice in the same month. This is some sort of record for him. Unfortunately, by his panicked face, this is probably one of those times where he's not thinking clearly (not that this is anything new, mind you) considering he's obviously in a PokeCenter at the moment, and by the angle he's at, he's halfway between sitting on the floor and crouching.]

Can... can someone tell me what the hell is going on? This isn't some normal storm.

[At least he's not outright freaking out. If he was, he'd probably be breaking things. As it is, it looks like he can't settle down instead of him needing to resort to violence.

That's something.]

I've seen bad storms, but this is something else entirely.

[Suddenly, he looks up, away from the 'Gear blinking and almost smiling.]

Was... was that a shark? I think a shark just flew past the window.

...I'm going to go look outside.

[No, Greed. This is a terrible idea.

Someone must agree, because off camera there's an irritated, "Mr. Greed, sit down," before the video cuts out.]