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Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2010-04-07 07:28 pm

IC Contact

It's Greed.

Say whatever you need to say. If I feel like it, I'll answer.
exeggutorhead: (who's flustered not Envy)

[November 8th | text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-11-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
if I tell you, you can't laugh

if you laugh I will murder you in your sleep
exeggutorhead: (well this is kinda awkward)

[November 8th | text]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-11-08 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm stuck on the roof

that stupid little door thing is jammed and I've been trying to get it open for an hour
Edited 2014-11-08 23:22 (UTC)
foolishwren: no probert robert (no problem boblem)

11/08

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the longest Heather's been in a place where she doesn't have to pay for every night spent under a roof in... well, a long time.]

[It's nice. Relaxing.]

[.... But on the other hand, not having to think about scaring up extra cash every day means that she has a hell of a lot more free time than normal.]

[Heather Mason and free time are a bad combination.]


GREEEED.

HEY.

[The grin she's wearing as she pokes her head around the door sort of makes her look like she's about to suggest they go rob a bank.]

Whatcha doin'?
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-10 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Before she'd come here, Heather had been used to living on her own. She'd never enjoyed it, but it had been a comfortable norm.]

[Now, it's... weird to think about going back to it. She's had Henry for some years now. And before that, there had been others. And before THAT... well, there's always the Pokemon.]

[It's virtually impossible to be truly alone now.]

[Her grin only grows.]


Mmmmmaaaaaybe.

I have a question.

You ready?

Hope so, 'cuz I'm just gonna throw it out there.

Have you ever had a grilled cheese sandwich?
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-10 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[FOOD IS BASICALLY JUST PRETTY AWESOME.]

[She steps around the door the rest of the way and plants her hands on her hips. Challengingly.]


If you can handle it!

[But then she turns and heads back down the hall, assuming he'll follow her. Not an unreasonable assumption when food is involved.]
foolishwren: ;) (*winks but a duck noise happens*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-14 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[No one should have to live off of TV dinners.]

[Fortunately, Heather is all too willing to teach.]

[She's had this entire life to discover the joy of eating foods that didn't come out of a store-brand can or bag of Wonder Bread. Alessa hadn't had the most well-fed childhood, and Heather had unconsciously decided to make up for that, big-time.]


Pretty easy, yeah! Maybe not as easy, since they can get burned easy... but PRETTY easy!

[She ducks into the fridge and tugs out a stick of butter and a block of cheese. She already pulled out some bread earlier.]

Grab a frying pan, will ya?
foolishwren: unfortunately for you all I cannot wait to annoy you and make myself your problem. (good morning everyone)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-15 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[They have that in common. It's the little things in life.]

[Heather dumps about a fourth of the stick of butter into a little bowl and shoves it into the microwave before dusting her hands off and grinning at Greed.]


Good ol'-fashioned cheddar was what was in the fridge, and that'll work just fine.

You can use pretty much any kind, really.

You can even get like, fancy with it.

But I'm a lazy bum, so.

[She turns on one of the burners.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[YEAH WATCHING THESE GUYS FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOCK A FRIDGE HAS BEEN... AN ADVENTURE.]

[But cheese is pretty basic.]

[Her grin only widens at the 'b' word.]


Dude, everything goes good with bacon.

See, you got a chef's head on your shoulders already.

[She takes the butter out of the microwave, where it's melted into clear liquid.]

Okay, here's the fun part. You gotta spread or drizzle the butter onto the bread-- not too much or it'll be soggy, but enough to make it toast good when we put it in the pan. I'll let you do it, for practice.

[She slides the butter and bread-slices over to him and picks up a knife to slice into the cheddar with.]
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-19 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yup!

[Now armed with a handful of roughly-cut cheese slices, she leans over and plops them down on the unbuttered side of one slice, then slaps the other slice on top of that one.]

It'll blow lunchmeat sandwiches outta the park.

Now slap that sucker down in the pan and listen to it sizzle.
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

sobs I do that all the time

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-27 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah, barbecue's great.

[She drops the lid onto the pan to help the cheese melt, then dusts off her hands.]

Heck, you could even barbecue on the beach if we wind up doing another beach party next year. Help save France some of the work.
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that was... a lot of fun.

[And just at the right time, too. It had been so easy to drop off the face of the planet when her father had left. To just melt into the scenery, like she'd done back home after losing him.]

[Making herself put on a damn swimsuit and go hit a bunch of grown-ass adults with pool noodles and fight with Henry over an ugly Lapras floatie had wound up being just what the doctor ordered.]


--okay, so we wanna keep an eye on the sandwich 'cause it can burn quick, so--

[She lifts the lid and reaches for a spatula to flip the sandwich over-- a perfect golden-brown. YUM.]
foolishwren: through BOFA all things are possible, so jot THAT down (well FIRST of all)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-02 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?

... Well, maybe not for that dude with the Scar. I'm not actually sure he knows how to have fun.

But for everybody else? Hell yeah.

[She prods the sandwich with the spatula.]

A good grilled cheese is pretty much a work of art. Get a bowl of soup to dip it in and it becomes the comfort food of crappy rainy days everywhere.

[... HEY LOOK, IT'S DONE. She scoops it out onto the plate and presents it to Greed with a flourish, and her best France impression.]

Bon appetit!
foolishwren: I FOUND A STASH OF FUCKS TO GIVE THAT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT (OMG YOU GUYS LOOK)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather grins big.]

Told ya, didn't I?

[With that, she grabs the loaf and starts to cut more pieces. She's gonna have one for herself too.]

Quick, easy, and totally freakin' delicious. I pretty much lived offa these when I was a kid.

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