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Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2014-04-22 04:46 pm

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A train robbery, huh?

And here I thought this place was all sunshine and roses.

It seems pretty polite to let someone know you're planning an attack, though.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He's probably right next to him and checking the network on his gear]

It is odd that they'd just announce something like that... which generally means it's a trap.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-01 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov's thoughts exactly.]

If I were them, I'd use it as a ruse and strike somewhere else since everyone will be busy guarding the place they claimed they'll hit up.

[He shakes his head, looking over the EV reports again]

I do wonder if most crime here is always so juvenile.

[If it was, that'd be great. He'd never have to worry about experiencing the level of punishment he had received back in the Soviet Union]
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-01 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Color me surprised.

[Raikov leans in curiously]

And who might those two individuals be?
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-01 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. I suppose.

[He puts his gear away for the time being]

Guess I shouldn't worry too much since we won't be in Goldenrod City anytime soon.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
At least the news teams seem active. Hopefully they don't censore too much.

[Raikov stretches his arms, then holds them behind his head]

It's nice. I haven't been able to sleep outside this relaxed in years. Although I would much prefer a king sized bed to sprawl out in.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-05 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Seems they were in similar situations. But that wording catches his attention]

One human lifetime... You mean you're... not human?
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't sure. I mean, people do strange things to their bodies so for all I know, you could've sharpened them yourself.

... They are very nice, nonetheless.

[A pause.]

So if you aren't human, what are you?
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Normally Raikov wouldn't believe it but this place is full of brightly colored animals and things that shouldn't be alive but are apparently creatures as well. And considering people here are from all sorts of different worlds, not being human isn't too much of a surprise.]

You were created through... magic then?
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Alchemy never successfully worked in my world if I remember my history correctly.

[He leans in and smirks, his voice taking on a more husky tone]

But I must say, whoever created you certainly knows how to make a fine specimen of a man.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[... Well. That killed the mood. Raikov frowns, pursing his lips]

At least she had good taste?
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to flatter you, Greed.

[He lets it slide for now.]

Bido? No, you haven't... What is it?

[Raikov has Caterpie and a Spinarak by now too.]
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov notices the smile. Good. That's what he wanted to see.

Also registerin' dat shit on the pokedex.]


It's cute... for a crocodile. Seems to like you a lot too.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-05-06 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[This is true.]

How sweet. I have a lower level Caterpie he could go against if you feel like training him a bit.

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