017 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[It's been several months since Greed last posted to the network. He's actually not on camera when the feed turns on, instead a very concerned Feraligatr is holding the 'Gear, setting the camera down carefully on a couch.]

That's fine, Bido.

[Greed sounds... tense, but not terribly concerned.]

So, I know this is nothing new at this point, but those weird looking hybrids that have been running around? Clearly diseased or something. I'd be holding the gear myself, but, well...

[And as if on cue, Bido twists the camera around so Greed comes into view-- he's transparent in places, looks like his legs have somehow vanished altogether, and with the red splotches on his face, he, well...

Looks a little too much like a Yamask for comfort.]

This is goddamn creepy.

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[armoredsoul]

[Clunk clunk clunk. It's pretty obvious when Al comes around these days.]

Hopefully someone finds a way to fix this mess...are you okay?

[ossifragant]

[Greed nods, trying to force a smile.]

Holding up okay. What about you?

[armoredsoul]

Well, I haven't knocked anything over in a few hours, so that's a plus.

[He says as he very carefully sidles around the couch.]

Four legs is way too many to keep track of.

[ossifragant]

[Greed lets out a sigh, but he's not annoyed at Al, he's just frustrated at his lack of legs.]

I hope whatever caused this stops soon. What a pain in the ass.

[armoredsoul]

[Al knows, and while he can't really give Greed a comforting pat he can at least offer a sympathetic smile.]

Or we find a cure for it. It's causing everyone problems, it seems like.

Um. Some of us, more than others, obviously. [At least the rest of them are still corporeal.]