017 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[It's been several months since Greed last posted to the network. He's actually not on camera when the feed turns on, instead a very concerned Feraligatr is holding the 'Gear, setting the camera down carefully on a couch.]

That's fine, Bido.

[Greed sounds... tense, but not terribly concerned.]

So, I know this is nothing new at this point, but those weird looking hybrids that have been running around? Clearly diseased or something. I'd be holding the gear myself, but, well...

[And as if on cue, Bido twists the camera around so Greed comes into view-- he's transparent in places, looks like his legs have somehow vanished altogether, and with the red splotches on his face, he, well...

Looks a little too much like a Yamask for comfort.]

This is goddamn creepy.

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[a_sin_for_him]

...suddenly, being covered in fur doesn't seem so awful.

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy comes downstairs shortly after Greed's finished his broadcast, claws clacking against the steps. He won't be sneaking up on anybody anytime soon.]

You're probably right, but I don't get how chimeras somehow became a contagious disease.

[Honestly, what else could it be but a disease? Envy avoids looking at Greed's lack of legs. It's unsettling as hell.]

[Action]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The Hootman cometh. Henry leans out of his bedroom and gives a few fluttering hops down the hall until he spots what's left of Greed.]}

Oh...that explains the headache.

_[GHOSTS.]

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[paladinlost]

...You've no need to worry. It'll not last. It never lasts.

[Cecil sounds very much as though he's trying to convince himself. His new ears flop sadly.]

That said, it's already lasted far too long.

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[solas_ion]

Rough day, huh?

[Lancer spoke a little awkwardly, like he was still getting used to talking past the huge fangs in his mouth. He leaned his head on folded arms, gray ears tilted forward with interest.]

Didn't really think about what'd happen if someone got stuck as a ghost. You okay?

[armoredsoul]

[Clunk clunk clunk. It's pretty obvious when Al comes around these days.]

Hopefully someone finds a way to fix this mess...are you okay?

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[killer_sweets]

This isn't the first time, something like this has happened. Though last time it was more like we mutated and less like we caught a pokefiying disease.