017 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[It's been several months since Greed last posted to the network. He's actually not on camera when the feed turns on, instead a very concerned Feraligatr is holding the 'Gear, setting the camera down carefully on a couch.]

That's fine, Bido.

[Greed sounds... tense, but not terribly concerned.]

So, I know this is nothing new at this point, but those weird looking hybrids that have been running around? Clearly diseased or something. I'd be holding the gear myself, but, well...

[And as if on cue, Bido twists the camera around so Greed comes into view-- he's transparent in places, looks like his legs have somehow vanished altogether, and with the red splotches on his face, he, well...

Looks a little too much like a Yamask for comfort.]

This is goddamn creepy.

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[ossifragant]

It's damn annoying.

[He folds his arms across his chest for emphasis. The fact that his jacket has somehow melted into the Pokemon part of his body just manages to make him look like he has a sad, fluffy fake-fur mane.]

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[a_sin_for_him]

That's a bit of an understatement.

Does anyone in this house even have tangible, opposable thumbs anymore?

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[ossifragant]

Hell if I know. I'm considering just waiting this out, maybe it'll get easier or something.

If I had tangible hands, I could work through this without a problem. At least help around the house.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I'm already sick of constantly getting fur in my mouth.

At least you shouldn't have much trouble keeping clean.

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[ossifragant]

This is pretty damn awkward for all of us.

I can't feel my feet.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I think I might trade that to not have to deal with fur and bathroom necessities.

Someone had better fix this soon.

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[ossifragant]

Hopefully with an apology because this is a goddamn mess.