017 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

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[It's been several months since Greed last posted to the network. He's actually not on camera when the feed turns on, instead a very concerned Feraligatr is holding the 'Gear, setting the camera down carefully on a couch.]

That's fine, Bido.

[Greed sounds... tense, but not terribly concerned.]

So, I know this is nothing new at this point, but those weird looking hybrids that have been running around? Clearly diseased or something. I'd be holding the gear myself, but, well...

[And as if on cue, Bido twists the camera around so Greed comes into view-- he's transparent in places, looks like his legs have somehow vanished altogether, and with the red splotches on his face, he, well...

Looks a little too much like a Yamask for comfort.]

This is goddamn creepy.

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_{[A nod. He hops further into view, wings tucked at his sides.]}

I'm not upset or anything. I'm just glad it's you. I was really starting to worry about the house being haunted for quite a while.

_{[Someone still doesn't know about The Goblin.]}

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[Hey, if Henry doesn't know, Greed's not going to say anything.]

Nah, it's not haunted. Unless you count ghost-types.

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Hmmm...

_{[His little Hoothoot brows twitch thoughtfully. That sounds much less stressful to think about.]}

Okay.

_{[But that still leaves the issue of Greed's...ghostlyness.]}

Does that hurt?

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Not really.

[The idea makes him kind of uncomfortable.]

It just feels a little weird.

[Mostly because he doesn't have any legs.]

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_{[He's noticing that. Henry just kind of stares at the space where his housemate's legs are supposed to be.]}

Can you go through walls?

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[Greed actually looks fairly surprised.]

I haven't tried.

[He doesn't want to, either.]

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Maybe...you shouldn't.

_{[Henry isn't sure he can deal with being a weird bird thing and having things pop out of the walls at him.]}

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[He tries to smirk despite himself.]

That would be pretty damn weird. Anyway, it's not a good idea; I might try and do it once I return to normal and break my nose.