[If Greed was hoping to reach a person over the network, he's not getting one just yet.]
[Instead, he gets a video feed of frantic, excited barking; the entire video screen is taken up by the face of what looks like some sort of hellish doberman. BARK BARK BARK oh wow it's you it's been so long I can't believe it this is so exciting.]
[video]
[Instead, he gets a video feed of frantic, excited barking; the entire video screen is taken up by the face of what looks like some sort of hellish doberman. BARK BARK BARK oh wow it's you it's been so long I can't believe it this is so exciting.]
[The dog is wearing a pair of sunglasses.]