ossifragant | 002 Things Aquired

[Oh right this was entirely public wasn't it.

O O P S]

You would say that when it was your fucking fault I ended up in a cell for one hundred thirty years, wouldn't you?

I trusted you above everyone else and look where it got me.

Stabbed in the fucking back by my only friend.

Edited 2014-05-05 05:40 (UTC)

_{[She's literally typing a response when A CHALLENGER APPEARS]

[... And it's.... Envy?]}

Envy?????? wtf?



does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on

[Envy's locking this to the three of them right now, because unlike Greed he doesn't want the entire network knowing about their drama.]

130 years ago Greed here decided that he wanted to run off from our group. and since he couldn't just leave without screwing everything up, he told me first. even though he had to know that if I lied to her, our master would find out I knew ANYWAY and I'd be the one to get screwed over.

which was probably his plan in the first place, some friend

And you're still the same stupid piece of shit I knew back then, too.

If I really wanted to run off I would have done so on a mission and it would have been weeks before she noticed anything amiss and by then I would have left the damn country.

But no. I told you.

Did you really never stop and think why I told you in fucking particular? I sure as hell wouldn't have told Pride and Gluttony has always been absolutely useless. But I told you.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY?

YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME BUT YOU WEREN'T THE LAST EITHER. HE WAS THE SAME FUCKING WAY AFTER I SAVED HIS LIFE.

_[UM.]
_{[WHAT IS HAPPENING]}

is this real life

[SORRY HEATHER]

[RIDICULOUS MONSTER DRAMA IS HAPPENING]

I didn't need to stop and think about it! I already knew that it was because you were an idiot who thought I would cover for you while you went wandering off to get all the money and women and immortality or whatever the hell you're after. I didn't know she was going to lock you up when I went to tell her and maybe if you'd changed your mind and stayed she wouldn't have.

I don't even know what you're talking about with this other guy who "DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU" so don't shove that on me too

You stupid piece of shit.

You utter stupid piece of shit.

You think I wanted another situation like Lust? Did the master ever tell you about what happened to her? How she died? Or did you just accept that she died because that was the end of it?

I might be selfish but I'm not about to fucking abandon my friends.

The plan all along was to take you with me. THAT'S why I told you. I thought that would have been obvious.

[And each word is sent as a separate message.]

I
WAS
GOING
TO
TAKE
YOU
WITH
ME

Why the fuck would I leave you behind? You used to be one of the few pleasant fucking things about being her slave.

u guys

OF COURSE I fucking knew how Lust died, do you think that's the first time she's killed one of us that was weak or useless?

And oh great! Your brilliant plan was for us both to get caught and imprisoned! I really don't think we would have gotten far, considering the first thing you did when you did escape was set up a bar NEXT DOOR TO HER HOUSE.

I couldn't have even gone with you if you'd thought to tell me, you damned idiot. You should have known I couldn't, how the hell would I have ever found that bastard if I was in hiding and dying. Because we wouldn't have had any stones either.

I spent years planning this out. It would have worked perfectly.

You think I would have let you get imprisoned? After Lust died in front of me? After it was MY FAULT that she died? I was the one who was watching over her. It was my job to make sure she didn't screw up again and then what happened? She screwed up because I wasn't watching her close enough.

She died and it was my fault and I watched it happen unable to anything to stop it.

Why the hell would I stop you from going after the man? We'd gather up followers. I'd gather up followers and they would be our eyes and ears. A tall man with blond hair and yellow eyes would stand out. They would find him and then you would be able to do whatever the hell it is you want to him.

We would have grabbed the other's weakness, carried each other's burdens-- literally.

Hid them away somewhere safe, where she couldn't use them against us.

We'd only wait for enough time to pass before we had a group strong enough to take her out. And then we would have been free. Free to find alchemists to continue to make stones for us to stay alive. Long enough for you to track down the one who wronged you.

And then they'd both be dead and we'd have been free.

hey



hey u guys

Yes I'm sure you planned it all out for years and years and didn't think to mention it to me until you were ready to go, and you didn't even tell me then. Not that I'm surprised you thought I'd just blindly trust you and go along with your mystery plan, because you're really good at blindly trusting everyone you meet.

You didn't think to figure out if I even WANTED to go. You can say all you want about collecting followers and going after her, but that didn't work out very well for you recently did it? There was no place for us in that world other than with her, and you know it.

I honestly don't know why you wouldn't fucking trust me. But then again you're right. I do trust people too easily. Trusting you was what doomed me to begin with, if I recall correctly.

But unfortunately my memory is extremely fuzzy about certain things though I can't imagine why that could be.

If you want me to be more cautious then fine. I'll start now. I'll never believe a word you say ever again. If trusting people is so bad for my health, trusting YOU is akin stabbing myself in the throat.

near



far




wherever you are


i know

that my heart will



go oooooooooooooon

_{[... Yeah she's given up trying to figure out what just happened.]}

Fine, go ahead! I don't need your trust or anything else to do with you. I'm sure you'll find plenty of people to stab you in the back without me involved.

[He doesn't need Greed at all! He's got friends! One of whom is...]

[in this conversation uh]

[shit]

[The Envy is currently out of order, please hold.]

Edited 2014-05-14 05:46 (UTC)

That's what I fucking thought!

[Let's go with upset monster people feelings all around?]

makin my way downtown

walkin fast

faces past

and im homebound

tinkly piano solo






oh sorry are you guys done?

[Envy would like to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment please thanks. If he wasn't done before he sure is now. It takes a minute for him to send the reply.]

yes

[Yeah uh. Wow.

They really went and had a fight in front of someone who from Greed's perspective is a complete strange.]

Yeah.

cool so glad u guys got that out of your systems

it must have been very therapeutic 

envy as ur friend, please avoid being like me that one time and stealing a pokemon to go try and murder this guy i guarantee it's not worth it

and other guy.... i dont know you so please also try to avoid murdering anything since thats usually a good rule of thumb


is there anything else u would like to share with the class

i wouldn't need to steal any pokemon for that

[...wait no.]

and I wasn't going to

[NICE SAVE.]

[This might just be the most embarrassing thing that's happened to him in his entire life.]

No murder attempts here.

GOOD

i'm glad we're in agreement

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