ossifragant: (θ where will you run)
Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2014-11-28 12:31 am

011 Things Acquired - [action; FOURTH WALL]

[This time, when the shift happens, Greed is prepared. It's been six months, and it's finally hit him that given how long he spent locked away in a prison with no exit, it shouldn't feel like he's been here a long time-- what that really means is it's been seven months since he broke free of Dante's grasp, and that is a big deal no matter how he looks at it. And yet it does feel like a long time, precisely because it's been half a year without Dante.

He's too proud of himself, like he had been upon first finding himself in the region.

Yesterday, the snow had bothered him because of how cold it was. Today, now that he can't quite feel the coldness of the snow, it's more entertaining than anything else. Maybe in a few days there will be enough snow for him to cause problems with. It's a little unfortunate there isn't enough snow on the ground for him to do anything with it now, but he'll deal with it.

As it is, shifting his hand (his entire body, really) into its carbon-black form is something he's missed.

Terrorizing an entire city would be pretty damn easy to do at the moment, but Greed is going to restrain himself, poorly. Prowling around and generally looking like he's up to something makes him look like the least subtle cat possible isn't something Greed is going to get away with for long. Maybe he'll be able to find someone he recognizes before one of the locals who haven't been horribly glitched some to ask him what the hell he's doing.

Or, more likely, he'll get bored halfway through whatever he's currently doing in favor of paying a visit to his favorite cafe.]
garbagechild: but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it. not very well usually (i may not be god's strongest warrior)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-29 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[A muffled OOF escapes him as he's unexpectedly dropped, but he catches himself and hops backwards, out of grabbing range. Those quick Homunculus reflexes are really something, although they hadn't been able to save him from getting grabbed in the first place.]

[He puffs like an angry cat, glaring at Greed with every ounce of vinegar in his pint-sized body.]


What do you mean, no good?

She takes care of us! Nobody else would!

We're monsters and humans hate us!
garbagechild: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies?? (you really think someone would do that?)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-30 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[First Wrath's eyes widen... and then they narrow.]

Why wouldn't she?

Once she's got what she wants, it'll be EASY to change us into humans! Easy like... like blinking!
garbagechild: but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it. not very well usually (i may not be god's strongest warrior)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
... You just don't like her. You're trying to make me a traitor, just like you.

Well I won't be!

She says I'm a good boy.

[He squares his jaw and stands as tall as he can without going on tiptoe. >8( HE IS A BRAVE WARRIOR AND THIS IS A FOE.]
garbagechild: just sneeze like a normal dog so i know we're only playfighting (bro i cant remember /lh or /pos or whate)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-11-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Envy's the one who told me she'd make us human! Envy wouldn't lie.

[... Oh. Oh you sweet summer child.]
garbagechild: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[The worst part of all this is that Greed is saying all the right things. All the true things.]

[... But the kid has Dante's claws in him too deeply. A few months is hardly enough time spent existing in the world to develop the kind of defenses one needs to withstand what she does to minds. Especially when you don't even have any memories from being human to gently steer your moral compass in healthy directions.]

[So Wrath scowls, his expression darkening.]


Homunculi don't have families. We just have Master. And each other. And they'd agree with me if they were here!

So stop-- [It happens quickly. He plunges his hand down at the floor and when he brings it back up, it's a fist made of asphalt. Which he slams into the underside of Greed's table, trying to flip it.]-- LYING!
garbagechild: Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you (Ripley's you know what? Whatever.)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-01 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[A few people at the other tables leap up with shrieks and swearing, but nobody seems willing to get in the way of this BRUTAL MONSTER FAMILY MELTDOWN, so the area vacates pretty quickly.]

[A few of the flying splinters nick Wrath's skin, but he doesn't seem to notice.]


My family is loyal. Stop talking like you're part of it! You left them!

[Greed may not be willing to raise a hand to Wrath, but the kid is more than willing to strike out at his elder. He slams the asphalt fist directly into the older Homunculus' stomach-- .... where it promptly shatters. Whoops.]
garbagechild: god DAMMIT mr noodle (NO mr noodle your HANDS!!!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-02 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Wrath withdraws, a normal fleshy hand reforming from the stony stump. But his glare is unchanging.]

You tried! Then Master stopped you!

[He can't honestly comment on any details. Because naturally that's really all he knows. Greed tried to leave. But no one leaves Master, so she got him. She got him so good that he died.]

[It's a childish understanding of a situation that was only heard secondhand, and heavily censored (except for the gruesome bits, to really drive home the 'this is what happens to naughty children' part). But he'll cling to it as hard as he can!]
garbagechild: I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE ([covered in blood w/ tears in my eyes])

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[The worst part of all of this is that Wrath knows that they get put down when they're not useful enough anymore. It was one of the first things Envy had told him when he'd joined them. He's not ignorant. ... Just naiive. Because that's just the way things are supposed to be, right?]

So?! Of course she does! We're not even s'pposed to exist!

At least she gives us a chance first!

[His already-shrill voice goes high and cracks about halfway through that sentence, at which point he just glares up at Greed, tears in his eyes for no fathomable reason that he can think of. He's just so MAD. >8'(]

That's more than anyone else would do!

[He hadn't even learned what he was before humans had been hurting him and looking at him like he was a bomb waiting to go off... Master is scary but at least she rewards good behavior...]
garbagechild: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE (no wet food for a MONTH?!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS SO!

[Greed can't you see that challenging his world-view MUST mean that you're lying? It simply must.]

[Wrath knows better than to PUNCH him at this point, but he does lunge forward to give the older Homunculus a vicious shove, and then another (if he's not stopped), and another, each punctuated by a shouted accusation.]


LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!
garbagechild: look at us now... slightly older than we were back then, other clothes on and such (back then (1hr ago) things were differen)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2014-12-03 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[This time, Wrath sees it coming and hopskips backwards out of reach again. But his glare could wither an evergreen.]

Wait'll I tell You-Know-Who that you're here! She'll get you again, and give you what you deserve!

[And with that, he turns tail and bolts, outright pushing over a couple of unfortunate Trainers who get in his way in the process.]