ossifragant: (∅ how this happened)
Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2015-08-25 05:59 pm

016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]


You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-09-15 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is that supposed to be a deterrent?

I'm fairly confident I could, y'know!

[Note to self-- RUN GREED DOWN AND NOOGIE HIM once you get home.]
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-09-16 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Just for that, I'm not gonna tell you when I'm comin' home.

You'll never see me coming.