016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[ossifragant]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]

You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Comments

[video]

[paladinlost]

If I was the type to gamble, I'd bet on those Legendary dogs' involvement. ...Then again, there was no such cold spell back then, and the third was associated with Water, not Ice...

[Maybe it wouldn't be such a sure bet after all.]

[video]

[ossifragant]

Legendary dogs?

I don't think I've heard of anything like that.

[video]

[paladinlost]

They were very active for a week or so, over three years ago. Along with the Water-type one, there was an Electric- and a Fire-type, and they caused storms and a heatwave.

[A beat.]

They also greatly enjoyed premium steaks. Or at least, Entei did.

[video]

[ossifragant]

[.......]

So it could be something like that happening again, in other words.

[video]

[paladinlost]

It could be, but their presence was caused by Team Rocket, last time. What could possibly have awakened them this month?

[video]

[ossifragant]

One of those groups from last October? I dunno.

[video]

[paladinlost]

I'd point out that they vanished after it all ended, but to be truthful I doubt that stopped them very long. It's as good a theory as any.

[video]

[ossifragant]

I saw that.... The guy in the beard and wetsuit, that guy, at the prom.

Maybe they're just in hiding. It's not like Team Rocket has been busy, either.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...Three criminal groups lying low at the same time. This cannot possibly be a good sign.

[video]

[ossifragant]

...Hopefully it ends up being nothing.

[video]

[paladinlost]

A sudden desire to repent for their previous acts, a newfound taste for meditation...