016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[ossifragant]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]

You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.

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[video]

[solas_ion]

Yeah, probably.

[when one has been here for as long as lancer, one's give-a-fuck tended to malfunction.]

[Not that Lancer had much of one in the first place.]

Watch, it'll be like...shit, I don't know, a giant goddamn horse made of ice. Like an anti-Rapidash or something.

[video]

[ossifragant]

Well, let's see.

[....honestly, an ice horse doesn't sound so far out there.]

The creator of this world is a llama that got stuck in a fence. A horse made out of ice wouldn't be so hard to believe. Now all we have to do is figure out what caused it to rain for a week straight, and we have our culprits.

[video]

[solas_ion]

We sure that one wasn't just that weird-looking whale thing?

[...don't talk about kyogre like that, lancer]

[video]

[ossifragant]

[Well, they haven't seen that one around, but...]

Maybe that means we're gonna have earthquakes in September.

[GREED]

[video]

[solas_ion]

Can't say I'd be shocked if we did.

[video]

[ossifragant]

...now I'm going to be disappointed if nothing happens next month.

[video]

[solas_ion]

. . .

Shit, so am I.

[video]

[ossifragant]

[....]

Maybe we'll get something.

[video]

[solas_ion]

You think so? I ain't exactly hoping for a natural disaster, but if the weather wants to keep throwin' us surprises that'd make it interesting.

[video]

[ossifragant]

Well, not a natural disaster.

[He's not really willing to see people actually get hurt, not anymore.]

But if another Legendary Pokemon wants to make things more interesting around here, I'm not gonna complain.

[video]

[solas_ion]

I've had enough of pissed off gods for a couple lifetimes, but at least it wouldn't be boring.

[video]

[ossifragant]

Are they all gods?

I thought the llama was the only one.

[HE HONESTLY DOESN'T KNOW, THOUGH, SO]

[video]

[solas_ion]

...They've gotta be something like that, right? Could be the llama's the one in charge, a high king like Nuada or something. But then the rest of 'em, they're like Macha and Manannán--lesser gods, you know what I mean?

[video]

[ossifragant]

[Greed tips his head, thoughtful.]

...I guess that would make sense.

It would explain the power the two had last year, at least.

[video]

[solas_ion]

That's what I'm sayin'--they're called 'legendary' for a reason, right? If they ain't gods, they're probably the closest to it this place has.

[video]

[ossifragant]

At the very least, the leader god is a benevolent one.

I think, anyway. It's not much of a talker.

[video]

[solas_ion]

...Let's just hope it stays that way, yeah?

[video]

[ossifragant]

You're telling me.