016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[ossifragant]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]

You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.

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[aufsassig]

...Okay but now I want one. Exactly like that, I want one.

I know there are electric gerbils, now I just kind of want to strap one of those in a pyrotechnic vest and light it up to see what happens.

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[ossifragant]

Hell, that sounds like fun.

Might cause some excitement around here.

[Just don't set his house on fire.]

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[aufsassig]

I mean hell, there are cats that can shit lightning. Apparently anything goes in this magical land.

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[ossifragant]

There are a bunch of electric rodents, too.

This place just likes to be as bizarre as possible.

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[aufsassig]

So what you're saying is, a hang-gliding pyrotechnic gerbil would fit right in.

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[ossifragant]

Sure am.

Sounds like it could make things a lot more interesting around here.