016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[ossifragant]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]

You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Comments

[deaftly]

Huh, really? I didn't think there were Pokémon you weren't supposed to catch. But I guess catching ones that control the weather might make things go fucking crazy.

Do you think that's what happened to get it to snow?

[ossifragant]

Could be. Maybe there's some sort of Pokemon out there that makes it summer.

Pokemon can cause earthquakes, so it's entirely possible.

[deaftly]

A Pokémon that can control the seasons...? We'd better find that fucker before winter!

[...thanks, Naki.]

[ossifragant]

[IF YOU THINK GREED'S GOING TO TELL HIM NO...]

You know what, we should.

We can make sure it's never cold here again.

[deaftly]

Yeah! That'd be great! It was such a pain in the ass having to stay indoors all the time! I fucking hate being cold!

[ossifragant]

I do too.

I'm not really used to do the cold, anyway. Winter sucked.

The only problem is one of those... Team guys might have the same idea. Manipulating the weather sounds like something Team Rocket would try to do.

[deaftly]

Oh... You think so? They don't seem to be doing much.

[Outside of stealing Pokémon a lot, um. He definitely has nothing to do with that though!!]

[ossifragant]

Yeah, they've been pretty quiet.

[Greed doesn't care about the stealing of Pokemon. Not his Pokemon, not his problem!]

[deaftly]

[See, you get him.]

Apparently there used to be all sorts of crazy shit happening, but they've been quiet for awhile.

[ossifragant]

Maybe all the big players are gone now.

[He shrugs, not looking particularly bothered.]

[deaftly]

Huh, you think so?

[If he had any desire to move up in the ranks now would be the perfect opportunity. But he's content being a grunt forever, so!]

[ossifragant]

[Greed shrugs.]

Dunno what else it could be, to be honest.

[deaftly]

[He nods in agreement.]

...Do you ever wish there was more excitement around here? I doubt Team Rocket could provide much of that, but sometimes it can be pretty fucking boring.

Not that I'm bored now, of course! I've got you!

[ossifragant]

[That actually makes him laugh.]

I'm flattered.

Still, I wouldn't mind excitement.