019 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[Greed looks... significantly more upbeat than he did the last time he showed up on camera.

A little too upbeat, actually. Especially for him.]

I've been here for nearly two years, and I just have to say, these have been the greatest two years of my life.

I'll never forget that shark hurricane during the July I showed up here!

That needs to happen again, who else agrees?!

[Apparently we're going to be very excited over something that nearly destroyed the coastline of Johto today.]

Comments

[loveisanopendoor]

I'm totally with you on that!!

[Anna no]

I mean, I was inside for most of it because I mainly had Fire-types, but still, it was crazy! Like, how cool was that to see?! You'd never get something like that at home where I'm from!

I definitely agree, though! I've been here, like, a year and a half! And it's been amazing, but that's mostly cause of the people! Everyone here is so great...

[VIDEO]

[deaftly]

Why the fuck did I miss something so awesome!?

[naki please stop shouting

...shouting louder than usual]

I can't fucking believe I missed it! Tell me more about it!!

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Who's fucking pumped for Sharknado 2: The Sharkening?]}

WE CAN HAVE EVEN MORE SHARKS WE CAN TRAVEL THE OCEAN ON A LIVING RAFT OF SHARKS.

_{[It's Henry Townshend. He's been vibrating since he woke up.]}

[ossifragant]

[Anna yes]

I'd never seen anything like it, either!

Maybe something like that will happen again. It didn't happen last year, but there's always time.

[ossifragant]

[...Naki, please stop shouting.

He can hear you just fine.]

There's not much more to tell, really. A storm came in, and it was full of sharks. They flew into buildings and stuff.

'Course they were Pokemon so all that did was give them all huge headaches.

[deaftly]

Oh my god. Oh my god. That must've been so fucking cool!! Why do I always miss out on the awesome shit!?

[turning into a half-murkrow monstrosity was not awesome, 0/10 would not suggest]

[Video]

[ossifragant]

That's right!

We'll get ourselves another storm of sharks! It'll be fantastic.

[ossifragant]

Maybe it'll happen again!!

[SHARK HURRICANE, NAKI! YOU CAN JOIN HIM THIS TIME]

It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I even caught a few sharks when it happened.

[deaftly]

Holy shit. I want a shark!! I guess I can't get a sharknado shark, but. I totally want one, I've got to get one!!

[he might actually name it greed, sorry in advance]

[ossifragant]

[......]

I could probably breed you one.

[naki why would you name a pokemon after your boyfriend]

[deaftly]

You should! I really want one and it'd be fucking awesome if it's descended from a sharknado shark!!

[because it has sharp teeth like greed???]

[loveisanopendoor]

Well, last year we did get the crazy hybrid Pokemon, so, I think that sort of makes up for it, doesn't it?

...Gosh, this place can be really fun...

[ossifragant]

Exactly!

Maybe it'll decide that swimming around in a storm is an awesome idea!

[Greed no]

[deaftly]

Yeah! I totally want it to happen, that'd be fucking awesome!

[ossifragant]

I didn't like the whole hybrid Pokemon thing as much. That just ended up uncomfortable when I was half-Pokemon for a while there.

[Wanton destruction's where it's at.]

[loveisanopendoor]

Did you not get the one you wanted, then? That's a darn shame...but at least the big fight was cool afterwards.

[ossifragant]

Not really.

But you're right, the fight was pretty cool.

[ossifragant]

I'll see what I can do, maybe bring an egg over with me the next time I stop by.

[loveisanopendoor]

I guess you can't win 'em all, huh? I think my favorite crazy thing that happened here was when my sister and I almost beat that freaky pirate guy with the giant legendary whale Pokemon, myself. We totally almost had him, too! If he didn't cheat at the end...

[deaftly]

Yeah, definitely! That'd be really fucking great!

[video]

[solas_ion]

That was fun as hell. Pain in the ass at the time, but it wasn't too bad in hindsight.

[crouching_sin]

Why?

[Sure it sounds exciting, but property damage. Property damage with him in the way, possibly.]

[Video]

[ratherbelocky]

A shark...hurricane? Dude, this I gotta hear.

[What????]

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Do any of your Pokemon know Raindance? We can get started right now.

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[ladywithnovoice]

We need another Shark Hurricane?