019 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[Greed looks... significantly more upbeat than he did the last time he showed up on camera.

A little too upbeat, actually. Especially for him.]

I've been here for nearly two years, and I just have to say, these have been the greatest two years of my life.

I'll never forget that shark hurricane during the July I showed up here!

That needs to happen again, who else agrees?!

[Apparently we're going to be very excited over something that nearly destroyed the coastline of Johto today.]

Comments

[VIDEO]

[deaftly]

Why the fuck did I miss something so awesome!?

[naki please stop shouting

...shouting louder than usual]

I can't fucking believe I missed it! Tell me more about it!!

[ossifragant]

[...Naki, please stop shouting.

He can hear you just fine.]

There's not much more to tell, really. A storm came in, and it was full of sharks. They flew into buildings and stuff.

'Course they were Pokemon so all that did was give them all huge headaches.

[deaftly]

Oh my god. Oh my god. That must've been so fucking cool!! Why do I always miss out on the awesome shit!?

[turning into a half-murkrow monstrosity was not awesome, 0/10 would not suggest]

[ossifragant]

Maybe it'll happen again!!

[SHARK HURRICANE, NAKI! YOU CAN JOIN HIM THIS TIME]

It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I even caught a few sharks when it happened.

[deaftly]

Holy shit. I want a shark!! I guess I can't get a sharknado shark, but. I totally want one, I've got to get one!!

[he might actually name it greed, sorry in advance]

[ossifragant]

[......]

I could probably breed you one.

[naki why would you name a pokemon after your boyfriend]

[deaftly]

You should! I really want one and it'd be fucking awesome if it's descended from a sharknado shark!!

[because it has sharp teeth like greed???]

[ossifragant]

Exactly!

Maybe it'll decide that swimming around in a storm is an awesome idea!

[Greed no]

[deaftly]

Yeah! I totally want it to happen, that'd be fucking awesome!

[ossifragant]

I'll see what I can do, maybe bring an egg over with me the next time I stop by.

[deaftly]

Yeah, definitely! That'd be really fucking great!

[ossifragant]

Give me a couple days, I'll give you your very own shark egg.

They can survive on land, but they're more entertaining if you stick 'em in a pool.

[deaftly]

...I need a pool.

[naki, you'll never use a pool, what are you doing]

[ossifragant]

You could always borrow mine for a bit!

[GET A POOL, NAKI]

[deaftly]

Holy fucking shit, yes. I'm totally gonna do that!

[ossifragant]

Great!

It's heated and everything! And the sharks shouldn't bite you or anything like that!

[deaftly]

Fuck yeah, that sounds fucking great!!

[ossifragant]

We can have a lot of fun with the sharks in the pool!

They like to make trouble every once in a while.