020 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[Hey, it's Greed. Looking far more serious than he did the last time he showed his face on the network. He has the 'Gear propped up so he can talk with his hands today.]

Alphonse Elric has vanished-- gone home, I assume, since I can't get in contact with him; the Gear says his number isn't registered.

If anyone ended up with his Pokemon, can you let me know? I don't want 'em or anything like that, I just want to make sure the guys have all ended up in good hands, you know?

....Just let me know. They're probably upset right about now.

Comments

[ladywithnovoice]

Gentleman!

[That's the Chatot, giving a birdy cackle, because talking Pokemon are in fact little shits. Red is more concerned with getting out her wallet and gesturing to the two of them plus the menu. She was planning on paying for the two of them anyway, and this just seems like all the more reason to.]

[ossifragant]

[He'll let her pay, of course.]

See anything you like?

[ladywithnovoice]

[In turn, she flips the menu around and taps her finger on what is possibly the largest burger they have in the entire diner.]

[Listen, sometimes you have needs when you end up doing a bunch of traveling.]

[ossifragant]

Ha!

[She's got good tastes. He can't complain.]

I might get that, myself.

[ladywithnovoice]

[Looks like they're decided then. It takes only a little gesturing to the waitress before the orders are taken, and Red sketches out another question.]

So how is the bar looking?

[ossifragant]

Pretty nice, actually.

I've got a full stock of drinks and plenty of decorations.

[Like plastic Stantler heads.]

[ladywithnovoice]

[Before Red can write anything else, the Chatot starts up again with a snobbish sort of male voice.]

How about some champagne now?

[A swat. She doesn't know where the bird learns these things.]

[ossifragant]

[Greed lets out a laugh.]

Bird's kind of a brat.

[ladywithnovoice]

[Fondly, Red rolls her eyes. Doesn't she know it. Slowly, she writes out two letters in midair so Greed can see: T V ]

[Pokemon who can talk shouldn't be left unsupervised.]