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ossifragant) wrote2010-04-07 07:30 pm
ossifragant) wrote2010-04-07 07:30 pm
[OOC] CR Chart
Envy- Legitimately doesn't know what's going on here. They're something: they can occupy the same space without getting into a physical fight, the antagonizing they do to each other is the normal sort of homunculi interaction that doesn't have any actual venom in it, and he gets invited to go places with the group. Whatever their relationship is, it's better than being feeling betrayed, bitter, and angry.
Lust- He feels a deep connection with her on a level he didn't think possible about himself. She's like him-- someone who ultimately just wants to be accepted for what she is and that makes him incredibly protective of her. If they had met under different circumstances in their world, he probably would have tried to free her from Dante.
Scar- The guy Lust loves or at the very least cares a lot for. Since Greed is completely clueless about certain events he has no problem with him at all. He's rude and unfriendly but you know what, so long as he doesn't break Lust's heart Greed doesn't really care.
Archer- Funny story with this one. He would absolutely have tried to murder him had he not met Kimblee first and basically been talked out of it by subtle threats of violence. It's amazing how that works. (Un?)fortunately Greed is pretty used to dealing with ambitious assholes so Archer being Archer doesn't actually bother him at all. Lord knows why Greed has decided he likes him but now he's that annoying cat that is always getting underfoot. Good luck, buddy.
Kimblee- A smarter and older version of Kimbley from the other version of Amestris. Which weirds Greed out a lot but they've had pleasant conversations in the past. Granted, they've mostly been about horribly violent things, but who needs those details. He likes him even with the weird "you look like Kimbley's brother" thing mostly because he strongly reminds Greed of a homunculus. This is probably not a good thing.
Hughes- Some guy Envy killed for knowing too much and also the other world version of Archer's boss. This is hilarious so he has to keep an eye on him. He has absolutely nothing against him, so long as he stays away from Lust and Envy. Given that Greed is completely open about not being human in public this is going to backfire horribly on him one day.
Ed- Other world version of Ed who is also older than the one Greed knows. Is apparently friends with the other version of Greed. Greed isn't sure he actually likes this fact but there's nothing he can do about it and since he doesn't actually want to know the story behind it he's pretending nothing happened.
Winry- Ed's girlfriend. He never met her in his world but figures she must have existed. He doesn't really have much of an opinion of her besides thinking that she and Ed really need to get together. You two obviously care about each other, dammit!
Ib- PRECIOUS CHILD. He doesn't know why he's so protective of her because he doesn't exactly do the whole "pay attention to children" thing but if someone were to ever hurt her, he'd first of all make sure she was nowhere nearby and then beat the shit out of said person regardless of the jailtime.
Cecil- They've had a couple conversations, so Greed thinks he's an all right guy. He hates people who abuse their Pokemon which is something Greed respects completely because hurting his friends is something that he can't even conceive of.
Kayneth- Greed gets along with people who are full of themselves, who is surprised? He finds Kayneth fairly interesting and the more he learns about Nasu magic the more interesting he'll find him, really.
Lancer-What is it with FMA and Nasu overlaps they have the whole "dead people brought back to life because someone else is an asshole" thing in common and that's a pretty specific thing to have in common with a person, really. That and he has the exact same hairstyle has Kimbley of all people and shares Greed's horrible sense of fashion so together they are eventually going to be trouble
Carmen- he's only met her once but she is beautiful and charming, which basically makes her the ideal woman for him. They only met the once but that doesn't mean she didn't leave a huge impression on him. Let's just ignore he said way too much shit about Amestris and was generally a mess around her.
Raikov- he has this thing going on with Raikov and has absolutely no idea how to even begin to describe it. Words like "dating" and "boyfriend" aren't really things that appear in Greed's vocabulary so it's not exactly something he can discuss. He actually cares quite a lot for Raikov, though he shows it by giving him things and that is probably not the best way to go about it, but you know. Points for trying.
Lust- He feels a deep connection with her on a level he didn't think possible about himself. She's like him-- someone who ultimately just wants to be accepted for what she is and that makes him incredibly protective of her. If they had met under different circumstances in their world, he probably would have tried to free her from Dante.
Scar- The guy Lust loves or at the very least cares a lot for. Since Greed is completely clueless about certain events he has no problem with him at all. He's rude and unfriendly but you know what, so long as he doesn't break Lust's heart Greed doesn't really care.
Archer- Funny story with this one. He would absolutely have tried to murder him had he not met Kimblee first and basically been talked out of it by subtle threats of violence. It's amazing how that works. (Un?)fortunately Greed is pretty used to dealing with ambitious assholes so Archer being Archer doesn't actually bother him at all. Lord knows why Greed has decided he likes him but now he's that annoying cat that is always getting underfoot. Good luck, buddy.
Kimblee- A smarter and older version of Kimbley from the other version of Amestris. Which weirds Greed out a lot but they've had pleasant conversations in the past. Granted, they've mostly been about horribly violent things, but who needs those details. He likes him even with the weird "you look like Kimbley's brother" thing mostly because he strongly reminds Greed of a homunculus. This is probably not a good thing.
Hughes- Some guy Envy killed for knowing too much and also the other world version of Archer's boss. This is hilarious so he has to keep an eye on him. He has absolutely nothing against him, so long as he stays away from Lust and Envy. Given that Greed is completely open about not being human in public this is going to backfire horribly on him one day.
Ed- Other world version of Ed who is also older than the one Greed knows. Is apparently friends with the other version of Greed. Greed isn't sure he actually likes this fact but there's nothing he can do about it and since he doesn't actually want to know the story behind it he's pretending nothing happened.
Winry- Ed's girlfriend. He never met her in his world but figures she must have existed. He doesn't really have much of an opinion of her besides thinking that she and Ed really need to get together. You two obviously care about each other, dammit!
Ib- PRECIOUS CHILD. He doesn't know why he's so protective of her because he doesn't exactly do the whole "pay attention to children" thing but if someone were to ever hurt her, he'd first of all make sure she was nowhere nearby and then beat the shit out of said person regardless of the jailtime.
Cecil- They've had a couple conversations, so Greed thinks he's an all right guy. He hates people who abuse their Pokemon which is something Greed respects completely because hurting his friends is something that he can't even conceive of.
Kayneth- Greed gets along with people who are full of themselves, who is surprised? He finds Kayneth fairly interesting and the more he learns about Nasu magic the more interesting he'll find him, really.
Lancer-
Carmen- he's only met her once but she is beautiful and charming, which basically makes her the ideal woman for him. They only met the once but that doesn't mean she didn't leave a huge impression on him. Let's just ignore he said way too much shit about Amestris and was generally a mess around her.
Raikov- he has this thing going on with Raikov and has absolutely no idea how to even begin to describe it. Words like "dating" and "boyfriend" aren't really things that appear in Greed's vocabulary so it's not exactly something he can discuss. He actually cares quite a lot for Raikov, though he shows it by giving him things and that is probably not the best way to go about it, but you know. Points for trying.