ossifragant: (⊗ as twisted and mean as thee)
Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2014-04-22 04:46 pm

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A train robbery, huh?

And here I thought this place was all sunshine and roses.

It seems pretty polite to let someone know you're planning an attack, though.
foolishwren: Me, a fucking fool: Figures. (tarot reader: I keep getting 'The Fool')

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i think things are interesting enough without shit like train bomb threats, frankly

i mean come on

we're living in a land of magical technicolor animals

foolishwren: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time. 5/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Creep" (2014))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-30 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
well that's lucky

seems to be a crap-shoot whether you meet people you knew back home here or not, though given what SHOULD be like

ASTRONOMICAL ODDS AGAINST EVER SEEING ANYONE YOU KNEW BEFORE, generally speaking your chances are still pretty good that you will
foolishwren: they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave (moms are insane)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-30 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
oh

well

not so lucky then

at least it's avoidable


[Technically, her own enemies had been avoidable too, when they came here. ... She just hadn't been able to be as blase enough it as Greed.]
foolishwren: and brother, i'm grinding that shit like tony hawk (the horror vs comedy line is razor thin)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-04-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heather kind of wishes she'd been MORE blase. It sure hadn't ended well with the way SHE handled it...]

sounds like you guys have a pretty good workaround
foolishwren: you fucking perceiving over there? comprehending? BEHOLDING even? bitch (you fathoming? huh?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
seems like that's the best strategy when you can get away with it.

there's a few people i can think of who i wouldn't be able to hold myself back from though
foolishwren: to show that i'm unhappy but still cool (why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
eugh

i don't want to know what i'd do if i got here only to find that MY enemies had already established a foothold


[The worst part is, she could see it happening. Mo-- ... Dahlia had a way of getting people to do what she wanted. Even people who didn't like her at first glance.]

[No cultist before or since had ever had such a way of orchestrating things to their precise liking, as far as Heather new. That was a Gillespie talent. One that she, unfortunately, apparently hadn't inherited.]

[Not that she wanted it. Not like that.]
foolishwren: .... anyways! (I'M HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANT GO BACK TO!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Greed, you are just begging for Envy to see this conversation. It's even in TEXT, c'mon bro.]

ugh

yeah i kinda know how that feels


[She'd actually had the 'home-team advantage' when Claudia showed up... she'd just managed to botch it up anyway.]

[Trying to straight-up murder someone tends to do that.]
exeggutorhead: (um excuse me what)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-05-05 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Just begging for Envy to see it indeed. Should've locked the conversation, Greed, because with the lull in their own text conversation Envy had time to take a curious look at who else he's talking to.]

greed you are full of shit, don't make it out like I'm plotting against poor innocent you or I WILL start plotting against you

heather don't listen to this guy
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-05 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She's literally typing a response when A CHALLENGER APPEARS]

[... And it's.... Envy?]




Envy?????? wtf?



does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on
exeggutorhead: (tch)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-05-05 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Envy's locking this to the three of them right now, because unlike Greed he doesn't want the entire network knowing about their drama.]

130 years ago Greed here decided that he wanted to run off from our group. and since he couldn't just leave without screwing everything up, he told me first. even though he had to know that if I lied to her, our master would find out I knew ANYWAY and I'd be the one to get screwed over.

which was probably his plan in the first place, some friend
foolishwren: what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it (what if i just lost it)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-05-06 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[UM.]
[WHAT IS HAPPENING]










is this real life
exeggutorhead: (feeling wrathful)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-05-06 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY HEATHER]

[RIDICULOUS MONSTER DRAMA IS HAPPENING]


I didn't need to stop and think about it! I already knew that it was because you were an idiot who thought I would cover for you while you went wandering off to get all the money and women and immortality or whatever the hell you're after. I didn't know she was going to lock you up when I went to tell her and maybe if you'd changed your mind and stayed she wouldn't have.

I don't even know what you're talking about with this other guy who "DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU" so don't shove that on me too
exeggutorhead: (angry defiance)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-05-06 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE I fucking knew how Lust died, do you think that's the first time she's killed one of us that was weak or useless?

And oh great! Your brilliant plan was for us both to get caught and imprisoned! I really don't think we would have gotten far, considering the first thing you did when you did escape was set up a bar NEXT DOOR TO HER HOUSE.

I couldn't have even gone with you if you'd thought to tell me, you damned idiot. You should have known I couldn't, how the hell would I have ever found that bastard if I was in hiding and dying. Because we wouldn't have had any stones either.

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