ossifragant: (Φ waiting for our ship to come)
Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2014-05-29 03:54 am

004 Things Aquired - [action; FOURTH WALL]

[He's suddenly, horrifyingly aware that something is terribly wrong with his body.

What... what's going on? He breathes in through his nose, and he can tell immediately that he doesn't need to breathe in air by the way his chest doesn't quite give in a natural way.

Has he... has he gone back to being a Homunculus proper?

Dammit, he had been so close to being happy here. So close to finding humanity normal, and now he's back to square one.

Greed rushes to the peer, watching the ocean with a mix of forlornness and anger. And then he jumps off the edge, like any psychology unstable normal person might do when they want to test something out.

He doesn't let himself sink far. He's aware almost immediately that he still doesn't need to breathe, even under the waves. There's only the stillness of the water and his own anxiety for maybe two minutes before instinct that he must have learned from newfound (newly lost?) humanity kicks in and he quickly resurfaces, climbing back onto the flooring, his legs dangling off the edge of the pier.

Greed doesn't try to test his Ultimate Shield. He's not sure he wants to.

Maybe he should get inside before someone notices him dripping wet (and the fact that his hair is far too perfect for someone who just jumped into the ocean) but he's too morbidly fascinated with his own lack of a heartbeat.]

((ooc: general catch-all fourth wall post. Feel free to set your thread after Greed stops being an idiot if you'd like.))
glaciates: (EXPLAIN ❅ i can't believe this shit)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Are you enjoying it so far?

[At least he's fairly easy to lead in conversation??]
glaciates: (... ❅ maybe i shouldn't freeze the city)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's much better here. I mean, I didn't really have much to go back to anyway.

[Because he's kind of dead. ...Okay, really dead.]
glaciates: (EXPLAIN ❅ i can't believe this shit)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, from what I've seen this weirdness happens every six months or so. It's definitely something.

I'm from a place that's nothing like this one as well. This place is... way more relaxed, I guess.
glaciates: (DONE ❅ you can freeze to death too)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Same here. I know a few people from my world as well; we all agree that it's much better here.

[No corrupt government to deal with, after all!!]
glaciates: (EXPLAIN ❅ i can't believe this shit)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-05 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Where are you from?

[Look, he wouldn't know how to dance around it if you asked him, okay. He's just socially stupid.]
glaciates: (SURPRISE ❅ that's not how alchemy works)

[personal profile] glaciates 2014-06-06 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Isaac looks startled by that; he had thought he was vague enough on where he was from, but apparently not. Or maybe Greed's just not a social failure like Isaac is, that might be part of it.]

...Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Amestris. Which version are you from? The one with Kimblee-in-a-white-suit or Kimbley-in-the-military?

[...It's kind of sad how Kimblee/ey defines which version of Amestris people are from...]