ossifragant: (⊕ good choice?)
Greed ([personal profile] ossifragant) wrote2014-07-02 04:35 pm

006 Things Acquired - [video;]

[Oh, look. It's Greed on video. This is something of a rarity.

He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]


You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.

That being said, what the hell is this?

[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]

Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--

What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!

How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?

[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]
exeggutorhead: (calm)

[video]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-07-07 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know who writes the thing. Maybe you should find out and send them a complaint.

[He's clearly not serious about that.]

What all do you even have, aside from your wheelbug?
exeggutorhead: (um excuse me what)

[video]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-07-07 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy just nods along until that last one. Then he can't help but grimace like a small child who's been told to eat brussels sprouts.]

Really, a Ditto?

[GUESS WHO DOESN'T LIKE DITTOS. Those little pink jerks, being able to transform when he can't.]