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ossifragant) wrote2014-07-02 04:35 pm
ossifragant) wrote2014-07-02 04:35 pm
006 Things Acquired - [video;]
[Oh, look. It's Greed on video. This is something of a rarity.
He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]
You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.
That being said, what the hell is this?
[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]
Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--
What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!
How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?
[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]
He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]
You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.
That being said, what the hell is this?
[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]
Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--
What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!
How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?
[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]
[video]
[Giant metal crab with four brains, even.
He says this in what is a very poor attempt at casual conversation because it's still incredibly funny to him.]
Yeah, about that. I didn't even see one before a few months ago.
[video]
[Okay, he really wants to ask how about both of those, but one of the is much more important so his question is...]
How the hell do you confuse a crab for a tank? Do tanks...I don't know, look different where he comes from? Like crabs?
[Because Kaine is seriously lost here.]
[video]
[Kaine will get one image attachment that somehow manages to not earn a lot of immature snickering from Greed as he does it.]
To be honest I'm not sure what a tank actually looks like but I'm pretty sure he's seen them before and they don't look like that.
[video]
[Which begs a question.]
This guy's not some sort of weird...
[How does he even ask this?]
Ocean themed psychopath or anything like that?
[That's not exactly right, but...this guy rides around on a giant crab, and he's pretty sure that screams weird ocean supervillain.]
[video]
[The question, though.
Really, Greed doesn't consider the idea that weird, but maybe that's because he plans on riding a giant beetle everywhere.]
That doesn't sound like him, no.
[video]
[That sounded much better in his head than it did out loud.]
[video]
...Fortunately he's not laughing very long, but he still laughed.]
Nah, nothing like that.
[video]
[video]
It's not like he knows everyone here, anyway.
Though he's not going to be very helpful about what he does know at the moment.]
Can't say I've heard of anything like that. This place is usually pretty boring.