006 Things Acquired - [video;]

[ossifragant]

[Oh, look. It's Greed on video. This is something of a rarity.

He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]

You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.

That being said, what the hell is this?

[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]

Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--

What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!

How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?

[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]

Comments

[dreamsofahero]

Is it? I suppose that's one advantage, in that case.

*...he says like he isn't in the same boat...*

[ossifragant]

I suppose it is. Personally, I'd prefer a little more excitement around this place but there's not much I can do about it.

[Because Greed's idea of fun is very obvious and he'd really rather not get thrown in jail.

He'll stick with being a little antsy and bored over arrested.]

[dreamsofahero]

I'm sure sooner or later something will happen that you'll find exciting enough.

[ossifragant]

Maybe.

[This is really not a good thing...]

I suppose we'll find out one way or another.

[dreamsofahero]

Knowing this place, probably sooner rather than later.

[ossifragant]

You'd know better than me.

Personally, I'm not going to wait around for shit to happen. Not much point to it.