006 Things Acquired - [video;]

[ossifragant]

[Oh, look. It's Greed on video. This is something of a rarity.

He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]

You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.

That being said, what the hell is this?

[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]

Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--

What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!

How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?

[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]

Comments

[otakon_geek]

Are you a stylist then? [Otacon didn't really picture this guy to be cutting people's hair or designing clothes. But, he was wrong, right?]

What's it like being a stylist in Johto?

[ossifragant]

[Hahahaha]

Not really.

[At.... least he's honest.]

But I think I'm pretty good at it.

[If he's cutting a woman's hair. God help you if you're a man.]

It passes the time. Not much else to say, really. You get to meet the locals this way, too.

[otakon_geek]

I bet you get to meet lots of people working at the store. Does it pay well? [Because money is important whilst working, right?]

[ossifragant]

[Well, the locals are actually pretty strange, but he still gets paid and he's generally well liked since he's not a destructive asshole.

On that question, though, his name is Greed, but he's actually been here long enough that rambling about how much he loves money isn't something he's going to do.

...discussions on being an inhuman monster, on the other hand...]

It pays well enough.

[He doesn't exactly have to worry about funds, though he isn't rich by any means.]