009 Things Acquired - [text;]

[ossifragant]

You know, there's something to be said about this place.

I get here in April and things are strange as a newcomer. It takes some getting used to, but it's not all bad. Then there's May and that's when things get screwy. The weird hail during an otherwise sunny week, and then that weekend when everything went to hell with the crystals and people popping up who aren't normally here. I only wish I could remember more of it clearly.

Then, in June, it snowed that one day. Actually snowed! In the middle of summer! What the hell are the chances of that? It melted the next day naturally so whatever caused it fixed itself.

July gave us a hurricane with sharks flying through the air and then August was suspiciously normal when it comes to weather.

Now, here we are, three days into September, and we've already had dogs and cats falling from the sky like someone up there is taking a metaphor a little too literally.

I'm disappointed we didn't get snakes raining from the sky today. Or porcupines.

I've been here just about five months now and I must admit this place has its ways of keeping a person entertained.

Comments

[otakon_geek]

Maybe not but I like to think things over anyway. It's the kind of guy I am. [He's a nerd, Greed. Sorry to say but it's true.]

I'm hoping to be able to catch one of these falling Pokémon to add to my PokeDex and my team.

[ossifragant]

[A nerd who doesn't seem that bright.]

I just told you they're not in the PokeDex.

[otakon_geek]

Hm. Right. I must have missed that part.

[Damn. How was he supposed to record what types they were now and how would he know what moves they had?]

That's a shame about them not having any data recorded for them. Perhaps, the only way to find out more about them is to catch one and battle with it.

[ossifragant]

Those goats aren't where I am so I couldn't tell you what you should do. They're in Goldenrod by the looks of things.

At least they're running around and not raining like the dogs and cats.

[otakon_geek]

Yeah, that's true. Thing could get even weirder if the Pokémon started raining from the sky.

[ossifragant]

[Is this guy all there?]

Three times in one year is a bit much, isn't it? Let's hope we've seen the last of that particular weather quirk.

[otakon_geek]

[Yeah, he's all there, Greed. He just likes to think about quirky things now and again. He watched too much anime in his past too.]

Yeah, that is a bit much. I would like to see things go back to normal if possible.]

[ossifragant]

[He acts like he may have suffered from a few blows to the head. It's a bit worrisome.]

At least what passes for normal around here. From what I've been told things are bound to get odd again in October.

I'll take strange animals appearing from nowhere over the music getting creepy or monsters kidnapping people, frankly.