Greed (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ossifragant) wrote2015-08-25 05:59 pm
ossifragant) wrote2015-08-25 05:59 pm
016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]
[It's been a while since he was last on camera.
Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.
Maybe.]
You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--
[He frowns.]
Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.
Maybe.]
You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--
[He frowns.]
Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.
[Video]
I'm not tall. The rest of you are just short.
[Video]
When you're the only one stickin' out like a sore thumb, you're the exception, not the rule!
Do you have a permit for that tallness? No, probably not.
I'm writing you up.
[She mimes writing on her hand as though it's a notepad.]
[Video]
[Video]
I'm fairly confident I could, y'know!
[Note to self-- RUN GREED DOWN AND NOOGIE HIM once you get home.]
[Video]
Ha! I'd like to see you try.
[Video]
You'll never see me coming.
[Video]