016 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Shark House]

[ossifragant]

[It's been a while since he was last on camera.

Greed looks cold and annoyed, and he's wrapped himself in a blanket. It's not that cold in his house, he's just being a little melodramatic.

Maybe.]

You know, the last time the weather went haywire, the world nearly ended a few months later. It's not like I'm saying another Legendary Pokemon is going to show up without warning--

[He frowns.]

Nah, who am I fooling. That's exactly what I'm saying.

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[ossifragant]

You know, I wasn't sure what caused that shark hurricane, but now that you mention it, the whale thing probably <>did cause it.

At least we didn't get any flying lava monsters.

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[aufsassig]

What do you mean, "at least"? Flying lava monsters would be amazing.

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[ossifragant]

Ha! You've got a point.

I'm just thinking about how damaged my house could have ended up if it caught on fire.

Knowing this place, it would turn out to be some sort of gliding gerbil. Just, you know.

On fire.

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[aufsassig]

...Okay but now I want one. Exactly like that, I want one.

I know there are electric gerbils, now I just kind of want to strap one of those in a pyrotechnic vest and light it up to see what happens.

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[ossifragant]

Hell, that sounds like fun.

Might cause some excitement around here.

[Just don't set his house on fire.]

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[aufsassig]

I mean hell, there are cats that can shit lightning. Apparently anything goes in this magical land.

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[ossifragant]

There are a bunch of electric rodents, too.

This place just likes to be as bizarre as possible.

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[aufsassig]

So what you're saying is, a hang-gliding pyrotechnic gerbil would fit right in.

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[ossifragant]

Sure am.

Sounds like it could make things a lot more interesting around here.