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018 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[For a very long moment, Greed stares blearily at the camera.

He doesn't speak, just wraps a fuzzy blanket around his shoulders and looks like he's fuming.]

You know what I really don't like?

Falling asleep for more than a month and waking up to it snowing.

When the hell is it going to be spring again?!

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.....Have you ever heard of this sort of thing happening before?

[HE'S PRETTY SURE SLEEPING FOR A MONTH IS ABNORMAL]

A month's a little weird. Usually it's just a week--that happened to me once.

[Ugh.]

I guess I'm just lucky.

...Did you go back home?

....I didn't, no. Isn't that what usually happens?

But instead I just had an extended dream about flying Meowths.

Usually. Happened to me a little over a year ago. But hey, least a weird dream is something a little different.

I'm kinda glad I didn't go home.

There's not much left for me, if you get my meaning.

At this point, it's about the same for me. It always was, but shit got kind of weird.

[an understatement.]

Just figured I might as well ask.

[What a depressing conversation... it's too close to the holiday for him to do this.]

Well, at least it was an odd dream, and nothing bad.

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