018 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[For a very long moment, Greed stares blearily at the camera.

He doesn't speak, just wraps a fuzzy blanket around his shoulders and looks like he's fuming.]

You know what I really don't like?

Falling asleep for more than a month and waking up to it snowing.

When the hell is it going to be spring again?!

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[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Guess who is down for video chat even though he is in the literal next room.]}

At least the pool is heated.

[video]

[ossifragant]

[Don't worry, Henry, he's too buy complaining to think too hard about this.]

But it's cold outside! The pool isn't any good.

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

If it's good enough for the sharks, it's good enough for you.

[action]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy was downstairs when he heard the huge clatter and crash of a month's worth of stacked junk hitting the floor. He doesn't realize what it is until a second later, just because it's been so long since Greed fell asleep, but when he DOES, he's up the stairs right away, taking them two at a time. And then he slows down and opens the door normally to stick his head in, all casual like he just happened to be walking by and HE WASN'T WORRIED, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WORRIED.]

Well, look who finally decided to rejoin us.

[action]

[ossifragant]

[Greed looks pretty flustered from the noise, but at least he's unharmed?]

....Why was I covered in stuff?

[He asks as he pulls a stray bit of yarn from his hair that was probably left there by a Pokemon. He rubs at his face before frowning.]

...I need to shave.

[action]

[exeggutorhead]

So that we'd know when you woke up.

And you were out for so long that we just kept putting more on whenever we'd check to make sure you were still breathing.

Ha, you sure do. And eat, I'd imagine.

[video]

[paladinlost]

In far too long. Though we'll hopefully get there without being smothered by three metres of snow in one week, this year.

[Except now he just jinxed them all.]

What is the last thing you remember?

[video]

[ossifragant]

Ah.... what was it...?

I'm pretty sure I was just getting over that... whatever the hell happened in October; it was a nice 31st, and then I took a nap at some point and just woke up now.

[video]

[paladinlost]

You've not missed much other than our customary end of November madness, then. You could almost consider that a blessing.

[VIDEO - LOCKED]

[deaftly]

Greed!

[Oh look, there's Naki. What has he been doing for the last month? Probably aggressively breeding squids since you went MIA.]

Oh thank fuck, I was wondering what the hell happened! You obviously didn't go home 'cause I could still call your 'Gear and shit-- [you probably have a fuckton of messages from this dumbass] --but I thought... I dunno. A month's a really fucking long time for one of those coma-things, isn't it?

[...he might be trying not to cry and failing miserably. Um.]

[ossifragant]

[...Oh honey.

Greed gives Naki the biggest "I'm sorry" look he can muster.]

I... I dunno, maybe? I guess it would have to be pretty damn alarming for everyone.

I'm sorry, I'm okay now, really.

[Naki, he loves you, but he doesn't know how to deal with all those tears.]

[Voice]

[bylight]

Could be a lot worse. You could have been outside when you woke up and it was snowing.

[Not that it was good either way. Just trying to lighten up the situation, Greed.]

[Voice]

[ossifragant]

....Yeah, that's a good point.

[At least he looks slightly amused?]

[video]

[diosmio]

[Well, he'd love to answer that question about spring. Or make some snide comment about how he thought only bears hibernated during the winter, but he's not going to do either of those things. Right now his main concern is...]

You slept for how long?

[Because he's pretty sure that's more like a coma than sleeping.]

[video]

[ossifragant]

[You know, unfortunately Greed has absolutely no idea what a coma is, otherwise this thought might occur to him.]

...About a month? Usually this sort of thing only happens for a week.

[video]

[solas_ion]

Mornin', sunshine.

[video]

[ossifragant]

.....Have you ever heard of this sort of thing happening before?

[HE'S PRETTY SURE SLEEPING FOR A MONTH IS ABNORMAL]

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[a_sin_for_him]

Be carebful.

[Lust hates the way all the congestion makes her sound.]

Dere's sickness in the house.

But I'm glab you're awake.

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[ossifragant]

[...Oh no, Lust. Feel better!]

Thanks for the advice. Sorry I was out for so long.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Sorry, Greed.

There's still a few months until March, at the very least.

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[ossifragant]

Well that's a damn shame.

[video]

[preybeforemeals]

Well, I would wish you a good morning, monsieur, but even I have to admit that a month is a little excessive...are you all right, or...?

[He. He tried.]

[video]

[ossifragant]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[Really. He's fine.]

I don't think I'll be sleeping for a week, but I'm fine.

[Is Naki okay???]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Well hey there, Sleeping Beauty.

How was the nap?

[Video]

[ossifragant]

I'll admit, I've had better.