018 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[For a very long moment, Greed stares blearily at the camera.

He doesn't speak, just wraps a fuzzy blanket around his shoulders and looks like he's fuming.]

You know what I really don't like?

Falling asleep for more than a month and waking up to it snowing.

When the hell is it going to be spring again?!

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[Video]

[ossifragant]

I'll admit, I've had better.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Well, on the bright side, I'm not home yet, so CLEARLY, you haven't missed much.

_{[... She's kidding, obviously.]}

[Video]

[ossifragant]

Well, at least I didn't miss anything too important.

Just one of those weird weekends.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Shyeah, and really, how important are those?

_{[Still, she sobers up a little bit, giving him a sympathetic smile.]}

Make sure and get some fluids in you. Waking up after being in a coma for longer than a week can be a bitch.

[Video]

[ossifragant]

[He gives a smile.]

Lots of water, got it. I can deal with that.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

YEP.

And if the water makes you feel sick, FeraliGatorade. Believe it or not.

I don't know HOW they make that shit, but it's like hydration magic.

[Video]

[ossifragant]

....FeraliGatorade?

I've always found that stuff salty.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

I know, I know, I never drink it just for like... fun.

But if you're feelin' sick, it works wonders.

[Video]

[ossifragant]

Sounds like something to keep in mind.

Thanks, Heather.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

No problem.

So... I hear there's been some exciting stuff happening since I've been gone.

_{[LIKE THE GOBLIN CHILD.]}

[Video]

[ossifragant]

We've been keeping busy.

[That's... one way to put it.]

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah?

That's good.

I've... I've missed you guys a lot.

[Video]

[ossifragant]

I've missed you too.

It'll be nice having you back in the house.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

HEH, y'all need me around to be the life of the party, huh?

_{[She's laughing, but she's also quite touched to hear that from Greed. She knows he's a softie underneath and all, but it's still sweet.]}

I can't wait to be back.