018 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

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[For a very long moment, Greed stares blearily at the camera.

He doesn't speak, just wraps a fuzzy blanket around his shoulders and looks like he's fuming.]

You know what I really don't like?

Falling asleep for more than a month and waking up to it snowing.

When the hell is it going to be spring again?!

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[ossifragant]

[.........]

Maybe later.

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[no_ufo_ending]

Don't worry, I don't think whatever December has in store for us could possibly be as bad as the surprise blizzard we had.

_{[Could it?]}

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[ossifragant]

December is usually pretty event-free, isn't it?

[At least it was last year, besides the party.

Which he enjoyed.]

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[no_ufo_ending]

_{[His brows crease in worry.]}

Usually...kind of. Sort of. But. Something too strange couldn't possibly happen so soon after my arms reappeared, could it?

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[Henry....]

I'd certainly hope not.

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[no_ufo_ending]

I can't lose my hands again, Greed! Do you know how long it takes to get bluejeans off when you have wings for hands?

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[HENRY]

I'm sure it's a real pain in the ass.

I spent some time as a ghost the other month; I understand.

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_{[Luckily, Henry does not ask Greed if he ever had to piss as a ghost because he's too busy having war flashbacks.]}

I think I'm going to go get in the pool for a while.

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[ossifragant]

[Oh god, never ask him that.]

....Try not to freeze or anything, yeah?