019 Things Acquired [video; ACTION for Goldenrod]

[ossifragant]

[Greed looks... significantly more upbeat than he did the last time he showed up on camera.

A little too upbeat, actually. Especially for him.]

I've been here for nearly two years, and I just have to say, these have been the greatest two years of my life.

I'll never forget that shark hurricane during the July I showed up here!

That needs to happen again, who else agrees?!

[Apparently we're going to be very excited over something that nearly destroyed the coastline of Johto today.]

Comments

[crouching_sin]

And how should I look at it, hm?

[ossifragant]

Isn't that obvious? Look at it as an opportunity for fun.

[crouching_sin]

[Hmm...]

... I wonder if you could ride the shark in the tornado...

[ossifragant]

See, now you're thinking!

[crouching_sin]

I imagine you'd need a fairly resistant saddle.

[And possibly lots of alcohol to go through with it.]

[ossifragant]

People ride stranger things here. I'm sure you can find one.