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ossifragant) wrote2014-07-02 04:35 pm
ossifragant) wrote2014-07-02 04:35 pm
006 Things Acquired - [video;]
[Oh, look. It's Greed on video. This is something of a rarity.
He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]
You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.
That being said, what the hell is this?
[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]
Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--
What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!
How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?
[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]
He's obviously outside and on one of the routes at the moment, looking annoyed more than anything else.]
You know, I thought I had this place reasonably figured out. Got a decent grasp on battling, don't really mind living out of a hotel room, and since it's summer, traveling between cities is actually not that bad.
That being said, what the hell is this?
[The camera shifts off of Greed and onto a bug-type that looks like a wheel.]
Cedric used to be a beetle. Why--
What the hell is he supposed to be? Can he even battle like this?!
How the hell does a beetle even change shape to begin with! It's the final stage of a metamorphosis so why the hell did he go and turn into that thing?
[And since he's facing the camera, he completely misses the Whirlipede rolling its eyes at him.]
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He'd really argue this just to see how far he can press Archer because that thing is totally a crab.]
If you say so.
In any event, I was actually going to head back into Goldenrod.
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[WAY TO PAY ATTENTION, ARCHER]
Where are you now?
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[locked]
[Aaand he's locking this now. He's still out in public, so he's going to be a bit vague but at least anyone listening in who isn't standing over his shoulder won't get to hear.]
I'm still interested in hearing what you have to say, by the way. We just need to meet in a secure enough place.
[locked forever]
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[This is the guy whose big master plan involved a conversation that consisted of "Sure, Kimbley. Go to the military headquarters and kidnap this small child the military grabbed."
He doesn't really do the plan thing. Why it's a good thing he's not a Rocket, tbh.]
You have a place out of the way?
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[Or more accurately, they can keep people from remembering what they heard.]
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[Greed doesn't care at all about wiping people's minds. Big shocker there.]
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[And about an hour and a half later...]
I'm back in town.
I hope you know how interesting I find all of this, Colonel.
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I'll see you in a few minutes, then?
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[And sure enough, Archer arrives a few minutes later with his Alakazam behind him. He knocks on the door and waits.]
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Martel is out and sitting on the bed, though she is too busy acting like a cat to pay Archer and his Alakazam any mind.]
Hope you don't mind her staying out.
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[Alekhine follows Archer in and immediately moves to stand in the corner of the room, just watching everyone. He looks bored, but at least he's not attempting to do anything today.]
I'm pleased to hear that you're still interested.
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[It's pretty obvious that Archer's really interested in figuring out how to fuck with people using Pokemon, possibly hurt them, and that is both hilarious and absolutely fascinating.
This is a pretty calm and boring place on most days. The idea that there are people here willing to completely wreck that?
Perfectly fine with him.]